Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Makeover Your House!

Take out a big-assed loan and do it up right. Make a damned statement.
Put in a reflecting pond out in front. Remember; it's not just a house... it's a big tomb.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Become a Biker

With 685 days left, here's a
damned good suggestion.
Join a motorcycle gang.
Since you already have 
the tattoos (Tatts in biker-speak) 
all you need to do is; buy
a Harley, dress biker style and understand terms like; tail gunner,
trailer twinkie, 22, 20-20,
mattress cover and war wagon.
Realize this is colorful language
and will ultimately enhance your vocabulary. Sure it's a big change
but time's a wastin'------
Grab your brain bucket
and burn some rubber.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

POGO Sticking!

You can get a pogo stick. My kids borrowed a neighbors pogo sticks and for some reason, they are addicted to them. They are noisy and a terrible mode of transportation. You got 687 days left... You might as well hop for part of the time.

Here is a terrible picture I took today of my kids pogo-sticking.