Adopt Unwanted Children

There are so many unwanted children. Walk the walk you phony hipster! These kids have a little baggage but don't we all?

Now that the fake doomsday is out of the way, back to business

Harold Camping sort of stole the real doomsdays thunder. Claiming that he knew the moment that the world would end (when he knows full well that the real date is Dec. 21, 2012.) What a rat bastard.

To keep ourselves busy until the REAL doomsday, may I suggest:

Make clothes out of balloons. It's fun! It's cheap! Its time has finally come.