Tattoo Yourself, Your Family and Your Friends

Why not? The end of the 
world is just around the corner anyway... those nasty mistakes wont make a huge difference in the quality of your final days. Go big. Make some big statements and make them in ink.

Make Some Extra Spending Money

Find some girl scouts and sell them some goddamned cookies.
Sure, we're coming up on the end of the world but you still have
 to have a few bucks in your pocket.

Time's a Waistin'

It's never too late to learn a new language. With 708 days left
you can learn one. Like Basque. 665,800 people speak this language
so the odds of meeting anyone, who wants to converse in
Basque is slim to none but, come on people, smile on yer brother,
everybody get together, try to love one another right now.

709 Days Left

Come on, 709 days is plenty of time to clean out the drawers in your office. You know you have said you were going to do it but, as usual, you keep putting it off. You don't want the world to end while your drawers are a disaster.  What will the aliens, who move into your house, think if your drawers are a mess?

Oh, you didn't know about the alien take over? They are just waiting to move in after we all die. And they WILL go through all of your stuff.

Okay, with 711 days left... I suggest

Learn to play the banjo. It's a great way to spend the final days. Learn a few tunes and sit in your front yard and serenade people as they walk by. You know you have always wanted to really, really piss off your uppity, snobbish neighbors. While your at it, buy some plastic, pink flamingos and place them in a prominent location out in front. Time's a wastin' so get her done.

712 days until the world ends

Tomorrow it's 711 days. Any resemblance to the convenience store chain is probably coincidental.

-Ian