Okay, with 711 days left... I suggest

Learn to play the banjo. It's a great way to spend the final days. Learn a few tunes and sit in your front yard and serenade people as they walk by. You know you have always wanted to really, really piss off your uppity, snobbish neighbors. While your at it, buy some plastic, pink flamingos and place them in a prominent location out in front. Time's a wastin' so get her done.